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The Meaning of 42

your-scallywag

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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amazingphil-gifs
Phil is truly underrated...

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dajo42

roachpatrol:

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

Alpha werewolves excitedly crashing Home Depot and getting tons of hammers and wrenches and lumber all like I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK!!!

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edenwolfie
hermionemollycharliepond:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.
First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.
“A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.”
This was a good start.
We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.
“Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—”
“Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.”
“You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?”
He frowned. “Who doesn’t?”
“Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?”
He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?”
We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.”
He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.”
“But I’m not.”
“Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—”
“We’re married!?”
“Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?”
He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.”
We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?”
“Vegetarian.”
“Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.”
“We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.”
“You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.
“They’re your children too!" I screamed back.
He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!”
“Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—”
“I want a divorce!”
And he walked out of the classroom.
The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.”
I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

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hermionemollycharliepond:

just-raowolf:

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

We had to do this and I was partnered with a boy whose parents are a scientist and a doctor. My family spawned the book: Top Drawer Villain - autobiography of a London criminal.

First of all, we had to choose where we would shop. He wanted to buy from Booths. “We are not buying from Booths," I snapped. "Get on Asda’s website right now." His face froze.

A-Asda?" he whispered. "But that’s where… The Lower Classes shop.

This was a good start.

We then had to decide on a menu. We started on breakfast. “Toast," he said.

Toast," I said. "Great. Look, Asda has its own wholemeal—

Warburton’s thick-slice white bread. Nothing else. With olive oil.

You WHAT?" I choked. "You have olive oil, on your toast, in the morning?

He frowned. “Who doesn’t?

Okay," I said, "but what will the children eat?

He gaped at me. “The children? We have children?

We continued. All was well until it came to what we would have on our sandwiches. We even sorted out the children’s lunch - they, of course, would get free school meals. “Yes," he agreed; "if we can’t even afford Bertolli then they can get school meals on the government.

He asked what dressing we should have on our ham. “Nuh-uh," I said. "Can’t have ham. I’m vegetarian.

But I’m not.

Yes, but we’re married and we can only afford one sandwich filler so it has to be vege—

We’re married!?

Of course we’re married! You’re devout Christian - how do you think I convinced you to have children?

He shook his head, frowning. “Well I want ham. You’ll have to put back the washing powder - I need ham on my sandwiches.

We continued. Finally, it was dinner. “Okay," he said, clearly thinking hard; "for dinner, we can have… Chicken nuggets and… Beans?

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian nuggets then. And beans.

We need vegetables. The children have to have a balanced diet.

You and your children!" he yelled, and the whole class looked around.

They’re your children too!" I screamed back.

He leapt to his feet, shaking his head and looking distraught. “I don’t believe it - I don’t believe you! I wouldn’t have your children!

Please," I cried, standing up also. "Don’t—

I want a divorce!

And he walked out of the classroom.

The teacher stood up and stared between me and the door through which he had vanished. “I’m sorry," I whispered, "but we couldn’t do it any more. There were just too many differences - I can’t live with someone who thinks champagne is a budget.

I can’t wait to see this guy when he gets to university.

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gaynerdcomic
Dawn Stone - Opal

gaynerdcomic:

Fire Stone - Dragon’s Breath Opal

Leaf Stone - Dendritic Agate

Water Stone - Ocean Opal

Moon Stone - Opal

Sun Stone - Fire Opal

Dusk Stone - Fluorite

Dawn Stone - Opal

I kept seeing these around Tumblr and my mind kept going one place.

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mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours

bigenderbeatnik:

bluntasaurus-sex:

america

image

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luxuryaccommodationsblog.com

luxuryaccommodations:

Iniala Beach House - Thailand

Although situated only 20 min from bustling Phuket, Iniala Beach House feels a world away from Southern Thailand’s tourist hordes. Nestled on the sunny shores of Natai Beach and overlooking the clear, pristine waters of the Andaman Sea, the property - consisting of 3 beachfront villas and a spectacular penthouse - fascinates primarily with its breathtaking architecture and interiors conceived by a global team of Brazilian, Spanish, Thai, Russian, British and American artists. Playful and creative, the design features a striking blend of contemporary Asian and European styles, with innovative space planning and wonderful artistic touches. The food is gourmet and is taken for by Spanish three Michelin star chef Eneko Atxa, and the luxurious designer spa - decorated with unique Muhammad Ali prints - has its own boxing ring.

Website

(via creain)

wild-guy

wild-guy:

Courage the Cowardly Dog: Last of the Starmakers

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36mb
36mb:

hi im gonna reset my animal crossing town so im going to give away a shit ton of bells and junk that i have lying around
RULES: (updated oct 11)
must be following me (ill check)
reblog as much as you want
(u’ll only be counted for your first like and reblog)
no sideblogs
winners will be chosen by random number generator etc etc
three people will have the chance to win!!
FIRST PRIZE:
12 million bells
sweets set
some mermaid furniture
hair bow wig
silver tool set
golden slingshot + watering can
10 baskets of perfect peaches
10 jacobs ladders
10 carnations (4 red, 4 white, 2 pink)
gold fish and bug trophy
4 of every color hybrid rose
lucky clover
toy hammer
SECOND PRIZE:
5 million bells
egg set
silver slingshot, fishing rod, and axe
5 basket of perfect peaches
5 jacob’s ladders
5 carnations (2 red, 2 white, 1 pink)
brewstoid
gold bug trophy
2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
lucky clover
THIRD PRIZE:
3 million bells
random ice furniture
rococo set
silver slingshot + axe
indigo bunny balloon
3 baskets of perfect peaches
3 jacob’s ladders
brewstoid
4 carnations (2 red, 2 white)
2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
lucky clover
this ends oct 25 at 8pm EST

36mb:

hi im gonna reset my animal crossing town so im going to give away a shit ton of bells and junk that i have lying around

RULES: (updated oct 11)

  • must be following me (ill check)
  • reblog as much as you want
  • (u’ll only be counted for your first like and reblog)
  • no sideblogs
  • winners will be chosen by random number generator etc etc

three people will have the chance to win!!

FIRST PRIZE:

  • 12 million bells
  • sweets set
  • some mermaid furniture
  • hair bow wig
  • silver tool set
  • golden slingshot + watering can
  • 10 baskets of perfect peaches
  • 10 jacobs ladders
  • 10 carnations (4 red, 4 white, 2 pink)
  • gold fish and bug trophy
  • 4 of every color hybrid rose
  • lucky clover
  • toy hammer

SECOND PRIZE:

  • 5 million bells
  • egg set
  • silver slingshot, fishing rod, and axe
  • 5 basket of perfect peaches
  • 5 jacob’s ladders
  • 5 carnations (2 red, 2 white, 1 pink)
  • brewstoid
  • gold bug trophy
  • 2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
  • lucky clover

THIRD PRIZE:

  • 3 million bells
  • random ice furniture
  • rococo set
  • silver slingshot + axe
  • indigo bunny balloon
  • 3 baskets of perfect peaches
  • 3 jacob’s ladders
  • brewstoid
  • 4 carnations (2 red, 2 white)
  • 2 of every color hybrid rose EXCEPT gold
  • lucky clover

this ends oct 25 at 8pm EST

(via heathersnewleaf)

flowersgardenlove
paperhangerrr:

bb’s

paperhangerrr:

bb’s

bon-appeteats

bon-appeteats:

Just added these miniature stone ponds to my website. :)

I saw there was quite a bit of interest in the stone pond commission I posted, so I whipped these similar ones up. They also show most of the different materials I have to work into these ponds. I’m still open for commissions like these, too!

(via creain)

asylum-art

asylum-art:

New Backlit Paper Sculptures by Deepti Nair and Harikrishnan Panicker

At Black Book Gallery

“Where I Belong” is a paper cut light box installation work of hand cut watercolor on paper assembled in a shadow box that is backlit with LED lights. The work is a collaboration by Hari & Deepti

(via creain)

grayleaf

grayleaf:

Kusudama Paradigma by Ekaterina Lukasheva

____

Part 2 of my (unintentional) ~blue period~
This is the other one I started in Japan and brought back to finish. 
I finished it a while ago but didn’t get around to taking photos. :) 
(put progress photos here)
I’m very proud of how this one turned out, I think it’s one of my favorite large models that I’ve ever done, ha. Assembly was no joke.

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loki-has-a-tardis
loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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